IF-RUN

IF - MATCH

Dear grandma, thank you for the matching sweaters you gave us for X'mas. Love, Michelle and Mikey

IF - PLAY

I have two older brothers who always poked fun at me when I was younger...My dad was a Colonel back in the Philippines so he had all the gear and all the cool military stuff for the boys to play -- I was always left out and couldn't play with the cool big people toys. But, I do remember this one time -- my brothers did manage to include me in some of their war games and always made me the injured enemy in the battlefield :) They used to put batteries in my underwear too....I wanted to kill them for that:)